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911 Demotivational Poster


1911 -


TAGS: 45 1911 god moses holy
Rating: 4.23/5

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flapinux - April 9, 2012, 7:31 pm
The most powerful weapon in Bad Company 2!
Bolverk37782 - April 2, 2012, 6:52 am
Works well with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 11:06 pm
Well as a "Scottsman" I like Scottish women in plaid bras LOL!!!!!!!!
Budog - March 30, 2012, 5:45 pm
Even as an atheist I like this one... 5L
Rick69 - March 30, 2012, 5:24 pm
Well, TheScottsMan, you had me fooled by your avatar... :O
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 8:39 am
I actually like Glock better, but I must pay homage to the first combat pistol.
lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:38 pm

The pistol god, my favorite, my buddy, my friend. 'Glock', you know, is just the sound one of those brand X ones makes when you drop it.


911 OR LIFE? - If you don't have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.


TAGS: 911 pistol gun police
Rating: 3.6/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:33 pm
I don't carry a gun on my persons but I do carry a five inch combat knife. I do keep a loaded Smith And Wesson 357 in my dresser drawer at all times. There's a time and a place for everything.
Buzzramjet - February 10, 2012, 3:54 pm
Anyone who buys this idiocy is an idiot. Once the gun is pulled on you and pointed at your face do you really think you can pull yours out fast enough before his bullet hits you between the eyes?
GySgt1811a - February 6, 2012, 3:10 pm
Comment? No need.
CloudchaserS - February 5, 2012, 10:01 am
I dare anyone who sees this to make an argument against that logic. Also, No Holds Barred by Sir Mix-A-Lot easily goes with this


INNOVATION - Designing something that doesn't get improved on much for 100 years.




1911 - Faster and more reliable than calling 9-1-1.


TAGS: m1911 9 1 1 self defense
Rating: 4.22/5

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arandomtree - April 2, 2012, 3:33 pm
this gets results
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 8:20 pm

Makes a much bigger impression than dragging out your cellphone, too~~~


The Day The World Came To Town -




MAN'S BEST FRIENDS - A Good Dog and a Good 1911


TAGS: dog 1911
Rating: 4.04/5

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911? - "We're sorry, you must first dial a 1 when calling this number."


TAGS: 1911 colt
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 4:33 pm
Wouldn't surprise me one bit.


HOW IT FEELS - to chew 5 gum.


TAGS: 911 5gum disasterous
Rating: 2.98/5

More motifakes by Desolate1

pzykosiz - August 18, 2010, 12:27 am
i kinda feel bad for laughing at this now.
BrokenEye - August 18, 2010, 12:21 am
Too soon? Yes. In bad taste? Yes. Funny anyway? Absolutely.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 7:51 pm

Gearry, maybe you should learn that WTFO no longer lives here
Gearry - March 30, 2010, 2:18 pm
wtfo, maybe the worst terror attack in history on american ground. It's not by far the worst terror attack in history! maybe you should try and learn to see that there is a whole world outside America. ;)
Chopperliscious - November 28, 2009, 1:30 am
OH f*** I forgot - give all motifakes that have a confederate flag in them 1 lion too. They offend African Americans and remind them of slavery. And while we're at it, let's take everything down that might offend SOMEONE and then lets see what is left ...
Chopperliscious - November 28, 2009, 1:24 am
Um. Okay - lets also give 1 lion to any motifakes with swastika's in them because they remind ME of the genocide of millions and millions. If 911 humor, by parochial decree, isn't funny, then neither are swastika's. Hail to the chief.
lulz - September 22, 2009, 2:20 pm
we should kill his family, take a picture of them dead and make a motivational poster making fun of them
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:30 pm
No, temp. 3000+ murdered by 19 muslim terrorists. 3000+ families losing loved ones. This trash posted on Sept 11. Nothing offensive about this right? Idiot. Let's not forget, politics is now off the table cause it upsets people but this is okay apparently
temp - September 19, 2009, 10:44 pm
To site visitors AND regulars: if you're offended by this, you're in the wrong place.
Name - September 16, 2009, 6:58 pm
I'm not an a**hole, so don't bite my head off, but people make jokes with the nuke explosion in the BG all the time, how is this any different?
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 2:13 am
Everyone.... really? Taking bait like this? Should've 1L d it, and let it die. Now I have to view this repeatedly in the comments? Really?
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 12:42 am
I laughed. It's funny.
mmmBingSoo - September 15, 2009, 12:39 am
ive seen alot worse then this (worse meaning more f***ed up) 9/11 related ph**ochops. im a new yorker and i can take 9/11 jokes but this one just sucks who uses gum jokes? seriously
Desolate1 - September 15, 2009, 12:23 am
You've never seen those 5 Gum commercials, Captain Flesh Arrow? Youtube it, dude. I'm sure it's on there.
ThePirate - September 15, 2009, 12:14 am
first of all, "to chew five gum". what is that? that is the english of a 4 yr old or a retard. you come off as an igorant, retarded f***. Glad you were bored. Perhaps a tsunami or holocaust joke would make you feel better. You absolute Piece of ****. GTFO
MrRandom - September 15, 2009, 12:00 am
At least have some respect for the dead you ignorant little f***. Even if you weren't affected thousands were, along with a good portion of the world.
Desolate1 - September 14, 2009, 11:58 pm
Wow. It's sad how none of you can take a simple joke. 9/11 didn't affect me in any way, so why should I care? I bet a lot of you weren't personally affected, neither. And besides, I was bored. ;)
zoid2442 - September 14, 2009, 8:09 pm
oh and to Desolate1, WHAT THE F*** WERE YOU THINKING IN MAKING THIS!! I really hope that you are not an american, for if you are, get the f*** out of america right now a** wipe
zoid2442 - September 14, 2009, 8:08 pm
omnia, you are obviously the reincarnation of hitler, because it seems that you are so heartless, that you dont care about death at all. Thousands of people lost beloved family members during this, and its not something that can be easily forgotten.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:20 pm
Omnia, 3000 innocent people were murdered. If you have no respect for that, then you are a low-life POS that deserves to be a***ly ra**d in hell with pineapples.
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:07 pm
What an arsehole.
omnia - September 14, 2009, 10:28 am
seriously guys/girls!! WE f***ING GET IT! 9/11 was a bad experience for you. but to still cry and weep about it. get a life crybabies.
mrbombastic - September 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
This is f***ed up.
Chron139 - September 13, 2009, 9:02 pm
You miserable piece of ****; i hope you or someone you love gets blown up. Then i hope someone makes a poster out of it for the world to laugh at.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 8:15 pm
Not to mention this POS posted this on or near the 8th anniversary of the worst terror attack in history.
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 7:52 pm
I just want to know how, at this time, this has 3/5? And how these makers let it pass? Is there a way to SPAM this?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:05 pm
You are a low-life and so is anyone who enjoys this piece of trash.
Rick - September 13, 2009, 7:04 pm
I don't care what you were trying to do be it funny or hurtful but you just disgust me. 9/11 should not be used for something like this
Kspace - September 13, 2009, 6:58 pm
Sick, tasteless, crass, crude and brilliantly executed.
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 5:56 pm
If it was intelligent, it might've been offensive... or funny.


9-11 CONSPIRACY -


TAGS: 911 conspiracy truth
Rating: 3.17/5

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agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 12:59 pm
Almost. Needed to fine-tune the caption. If you're gonna sell "offensive" as humor, make sure you build a quality product.


11TH ANNIVERSARY -


TAGS: 911 tragedy
Rating: 5/5

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jinxguy44 - November 2, 2015, 8:30 pm
Always a great sentiment, but personally I don't know of anyone or any American that needs a reminder not to forget.
Oiler - January 27, 2013, 2:07 pm
Singularly THEE most unforgettable day in my life, and an awesome quiet reminder. 5L
Airman - September 12, 2012, 6:49 pm
thx very much
Iconoclast - September 12, 2012, 3:33 pm
The VERY BEST that I have seen. Favorite and e-mailed to some friends. Thanks.


LOOSE CHANGE -




GLOCK 21 -


TAGS: glock 21 45 1911 truth
Rating: 1.36/5

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tomyironmane - July 28, 2013, 1:57 am
Besides, someone just passed me a few pix of Glock Kabooms. Turns out you DO have to baby a Glock, especially on ammo, or the chambers might rupture... whereas a 1911 will eat anything that isn't +P.... and a Hi-point will eat any ol' garbage you feed it.
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:21 pm
Who said you had to baby them? Just don't treat them like garbage. Hell, a stock GI 1911 you probably CAN treat like garbage. The issues come when you treat a tight 1911 like garbage, and you'll get that reliability issue with any tight-tolerance pistol.
TheScottsMan - July 24, 2013, 5:10 pm
I'd rather buy one you don't have to baby to get to work right. That's a REAL pistol. Not a 1911 you buy at baby gap.
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 2:57 pm
Agreed, go get a real pistol and learn to take care of it, instead of using it as a post-hole digger, boat anchor, doorstop, wheel chock, coffee-table leveling device, hammer, and so on.
GaryO - July 23, 2013, 3:16 pm
Man, I wish we could agree on something. I love them without plaid bras.
TheScottsMan - July 23, 2013, 2:58 pm
As a Scotsman I love Scottish women in plaid bras :)
GaryO - July 23, 2013, 2:40 pm
Hey what do you expect from a Scotsman with tyts (being funny here, Scottsman). Yeah, I’m not a 1911 fan either. It s/be buried with the Glock. Sh**/carried ‘em all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2013, 1:48 pm
"Pretty" hand guns…now I've heard it all.
TheScottsMan - July 23, 2013, 12:28 pm
Glock has outperformed 1911 in every way except looks. All a 1911 is good for is looking pretty in a case.
GaryO - July 23, 2013, 8:42 am
Burying a Glock. Good move. Make it deep.
TheScottsMan - July 22, 2013, 6:13 pm
Thats the only way you're going to get a 1911 to work for 100 years anyway. They'll rust shut so easy its not even funny. It's funny you think a pistol that's been altered countless times to look nothing like its original has been around 100 years.
TheScottsMan - July 22, 2013, 5:57 pm
Saving Character space grammar nazi. So basically you're saying that if you pack it in cosmoline it'll last 100 years? and you think the Glock won't. You can bury a Glock in the ground for 30 years and it'll fire. It's been done.
tomyironmane - July 22, 2013, 5:29 pm
30 days of saltwater is not a hundred years of use/storage, NOR is it 100+ years of production and proven results. As for MY 1911? Possibly, it's stainless steel. That having been said, I don't use it as a boat anchor. Also: *you *your *you *yourself.
TheScottsMan - July 19, 2013, 9:00 am
Not only can I say that, but u can store a Glock 21 .45 13+1 under saltwater for 30 days and it'll still fire. Can you say that about ur precious 1911? Look at a real U.S. Patent 984519. That's a 1911 not what u think is a 1911. Don't fool urself dude.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:49 pm
Come bacl in a hundred years and scra** the cosmoline off and a 1911 will work just like it did when your great grandpa packed it away. Can you say the same of a Glock? Can you say that they'll be still in production in the 2100s? Bet the 1911 will be.
Swampfox - October 24, 2012, 3:14 am
Blasphemer!
M0rd3kaI - April 10, 2012, 6:40 pm
*ahem* "Lazyness" and that is also where muscle memory comes in play
TheScottsMan - April 10, 2012, 11:00 am
Yea, cause thats exactly what I want to do... a mag change ever seven rounds and making sure my saftey is off... 2 steps I can avoid.
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 10:02 am
For zombies... a nice knife or axe, as for preparedness... that's where more mags come into play.
TheScottsMan - April 6, 2012, 6:59 am
As a Marine Corps pistol expert accuracy isn't my problem. Also as an Eagle Scout "Be Prepared" son, thats my motto. Be Prepared, becauses those d***ed zombies aren't going to kill themselves :)
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 6:20 am
Snakeskin handle gives it a more roughneck look... but still. anyway, if you need more rounds it only means you shouldn't have a firearm in the first place ;)
TheScottsMan - April 5, 2012, 11:30 pm
http://www.thefirearmsforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=34278&stc=1&d=1266622906 No one can escape the pinkness. They even made a hello kitty AK for godsakes! Grip thickness = mag capacity. I need more than 7-8 rounds.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 12:26 pm
and what not. so far as I know the 1911 does not have that shame on its name
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 12:26 pm
My (And many others) prefer the 1911. oh and the size of the glock (thickness) is far greater than that of the colt or more modern 1911 styles. as for the 'hellokitti' I was referring to the hellokitti theme placed on so many firearms nowdays, pink, white
TheScottsMan - March 29, 2012, 5:06 pm
hellokitti handguns? Are you refering to Glock? A Glock 21 has vertually double the mag capacity of any 1911. Noth to mention that its rated far higher for combat use than the 1911. Lose the training wheels and the saftey, the 19ll is the hellokitti gun.
M0rd3kaI - March 29, 2012, 4:39 pm
Kimber nor Colt came up second in a quality match either, function is one thing, but it aint no intimidating item to wield 2 hellokitti handguns
templar13 - March 28, 2012, 6:46 pm
I'm a fan of Berettas. Just sayin', they're the startin' handgun in most RE games....
TheScottsMan - March 28, 2012, 5:07 pm
My point exactly. I hate mechanical safties. Oh and I'm a bigger fan of function over form. I don't enter my handguns in beauty contests.
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 4:27 pm
When wielding a firearm it's your trigger finger that provides the best safety... oh and the Kimber and 1911 looks better ;) just saying
TheScottsMan - March 28, 2012, 2:26 pm
The kimber custom II has a b***on saftey, therefore inferior to Glock.
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 2:00 pm
Kimber Custom II... consider the Glock De-Throned


POLICE - Sometimes mix their numbers up




WHEN SECONDS COUNT... -


TAGS: ccw carryconcealed selfdefence 911 protection
Rating: 4.7/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:30 pm
chills
Dimytri - January 26, 2011, 4:31 pm
love it
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:07 pm
(Crap, I'm going back to bed.)Hence...
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:06 pm
Hense...
autumnspirit - January 25, 2011, 5:57 pm
Ain't that the truth!


COSPIRACY THEORIES -


TAGS: conspiracy 911 chemtrails
Rating: 3.29/5

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rerun - November 24, 2010, 8:16 pm

yeah, sure.
Claire - November 24, 2010, 8:11 pm
We* That's the last time I have a verbal conversation and an internet conversation at the same time.
Claire - November 24, 2010, 8:09 pm
I had a member named Anonymous a loongggg time ago. And then we had Anonymous2.
Derek - November 24, 2010, 6:03 pm
Great poster - but I'm afraid you'll do poorly for being "anonymous"


BILLY DON'T BE A HERO -




Wishful thinking -




911 DREAM OF LIFE TRIBUTE -


TAGS: 911
Rating: 4.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:42 am
spit works great...unless you've been eating peanuts or sunflower seeds.....I heard that somewhere....
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:36 am
What? You've never heard of nature's lubricant?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:35 am
It wouldn't be so tough if you'd lubricate more.
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:28 am
If you can't handle the tough things in life, it ain't worth havin'
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 1:14 am
Easy now boys....I intend to be fair and honest....but not to ICEMAN...he needs tough love.
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 1:05 am
OMG!!! The first sign of the apocalypse.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 12:58 am
Moooooooooooooooooooderator?
agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 12:55 am
Try as we might, we couldn't get rid of mooooo.... so, we decided that approval mod would usher him into self-destruction. Win-win, really.
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 12:53 am
WTF do canoocks know aboot moooooosic anywhoooo? You have all your taste in your mouth. Poutaine, enough said. OBTW, congrats on the promotion/demotion to Mod. My condolences.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 12:47 am
abstaining is better than voting 1.....I approved this because it obeys all the rules. BTW...Springsteen Rules!!!! Bababooey!
ICEMAN - September 11, 2010, 12:44 am
Soory dude, no vote. Springsteen SUCKS.


ARICA LOGAN - QUICK! Someone call 911! Tell them I am being bad




WRONG - place wrong time


TAGS: window cleaner twin towers 911 wrong
Rating: 3.33/5

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Chopperliscious - May 12, 2009, 5:01 am
Awww thank Kev - someone appreciates the blood, sweat and tears I put into this site! Heheheee
Kevsha - May 7, 2009, 2:39 pm
awwww.... Bobby chin, you is a douche
Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 8:50 am
No chopping there - straight cgi courtesy of the movie, Postal.
Bob Chin - May 1, 2009, 8:29 am
Wrong site. Ph**ochopped is down the hall and to the left.


SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 - It started out as a nice sunny late summer day, and then the darkness came.


TAGS: not another 911 poster dipair
Rating: 2.71/5

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MO - October 15, 2009, 2:59 pm
Same production company as the moon landing.....I'm just saying.
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 11:06 am
*facepalm* f***in' idiotic conspiracy theories...
DreMagnum - October 15, 2009, 10:40 am
I think that the conspiracy theory is really a conspiracy theory and that it did actually happen as was originally reported
bOB cHIN - October 15, 2009, 10:29 am
Yes, indeed. And maybe sometime in the future all will be brought to light.
Björn - October 15, 2009, 10:26 am
thank the NWO and the Neocons for that. 9/11 was an inside job, al qaeda is a myth, but you knew that, didn't you..


OSAMA BIN LADEN - a man lives in a cave can destroy 3 skyscraper buildings ... YEAH WHATEVER !!!


TAGS: osama laden 911 september job jew
Rating: 2.09/5

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a name - July 4, 2009, 4:06 am
What I want to know is if he actually thinks that camouflage vest actually works in the desert...
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 4, 2009, 4:03 am
Everything that WTFO said; not to mention that bin Laden even said a memorial to the "19 souls" of his terrorists who died in the attacks. This Motifake is a disgrace.
WTFO - February 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
So B-Timmy's position is that it doesn't matter if Americans are killed abroad and that civilians deserved to die in OK. You sir, are a complete moron that proves that with every comment you post.
Hector - February 19, 2009, 4:17 pm
This is what Jesus really looked like.
Toussaint - February 19, 2009, 7:54 am
He's a coward. Come out of hiding and lead your forces in honorable combat and let's see your face.
barockeva - February 19, 2009, 3:02 am
And even the Oklahoma city bombing was just vengeance for prosecution against the cult in Waco. So the government really had it coming in that one.
barockeva - February 19, 2009, 2:59 am
So WTFO, of all those attacks, only 3 of them happened on real American soil, and only 2 of which were done by non-americans. The Oklahoma city bombing was by an American. Embassy's may be claimed as American soil, but aren't part of the real US.
oh shuddup - February 8, 2009, 6:52 pm
i think it was supposed to be AFTER 911... but really beyond the point anyhow
WTFO - February 7, 2009, 11:56 am
bombing attack on the World Trade Center in NY (same planner as 9-11). 1991-attempted Iraqi attacks on US Posts in Manila. There are more, but I've made my point.
WTFO - February 7, 2009, 11:53 am
...in Saudi Arabia. 1996-US Embassy rocket attack in Greece. 1995-Saudi military installation bombing. 1995-McVeigh bombing in Oklohoma. 1995-gunman attacks on US diplomats in Pakistan. 1993-attempted a**assination of Pres Bush by Iraq. 1993-the 1st...
WTFO - February 7, 2009, 11:47 am
Let's see how many peace-time attacks on US soil/people: 2000-USS Cole, Yemen. 1998-US Embassy bombings in Africa. 1997-4 US businessmen murdered by terrorists in Pakistan. 1997-Empire State Bldg sniper attack by Palistinian. 1996-Khobar Towers bombing...
oh shuddup - February 7, 2009, 12:00 am
well there hadnt been that many before either... so its not really a fair comparison.
LogicDude - February 6, 2009, 11:30 pm
****loads more in countries OTHER than the US is what he means I guess....we haven't had any since 9/11.
oh shuddup - February 6, 2009, 10:57 pm
id say a **** load of MORE attacks have happened... whats your point in all this? All this hype on Osama, doesnt help at all...making martyrs never worked for the empires, look at jesus...
Reality - February 6, 2009, 7:26 pm
barockeva you think with all the methods of birth control from condoms to abortion YOUR MOM could have found one of them. And notice how many attacks have happened since 911 Even though this joker called for it. GTFO my internet and go drink cyanide.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 3:15 am
You'd think with as much as we spend on military we could keep people from crashing planes into our ****.
Sean - October 6, 2008, 3:26 pm
Come to think of it, it's not mine either -- and I have an alibi.
Sean - October 6, 2008, 2:33 pm
Just because the Republicans exploited this tragedy shamelessly does not mean they did it. After all doing things correctly is not their strong suit.


weiner cutoff -


TAGS: response 911 operator
Rating: 4.94/5

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mizzdizz - April 9, 2015, 4:01 pm
Choked on my coffee!!!!! I s this anywhere near Bobbit Lane, by any chance? 5 laughing, sputtering lions!
MissPriss - April 9, 2015, 10:51 am
I'm relishing in the idea me lord...teehee
concern3 - April 9, 2015, 4:34 am
very funny a 5er


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